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Today’s editorial is about characters in horror cinema that act like idiots and make me go all crazy. As a rule, people who act stupid get iced.
Okay, so killer/zombie/paranormal is chasing after the characters and one of the girls stops and releases a blood-curdling scream at the top of her lungs. Then as the villain gets closer, she starts running while screaming.
I’m sorry, but if some evil baddie is chasing me, I’m not going to be screaming. I want to stay quiet and not give away my location. I’m going to be looking for a place to hide or trying to get help.
Besides, have you ever tried screaming and running at the same time? Yeah, not easy.
Peace, love, and horror flicks,


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